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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand women... I thought opening the door was the right thing to do, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane..."

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"How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb??"
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"What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle? A Wienerschnitzel."
"I heard 80% of all accident happen within 10 miles of home. So I moved."
"How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire? Dago wop wop wop"
"Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw ""911"" on the back and thought it was a Porsche."
"Just found out my birthday is the same day I was born... Life is crazy..."