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Joke of the Day

"Never underestimate the power of carefully worded nonsense."

"Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch? Because not even Nightbot is watching you."

"Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."

"Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag? 3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot"

"Calm down! I'm not officially late until I actually get there."

"What do you call a gay magician? A poof"

"""These boobs are made for walking!"" -Inventor of FootBoobs."

"Sprayed a spider with some Davidoff Cool Water & it didn't die. Now I'm just stuck with a spider that I wanna bang."

"I've never met a group of people more worried about their ""privacy"" than the people on Facebook that share EVERYTHING about themselves."

"How to get laid: HAHAHA you guys thought I get laid for a second there."