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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag? 3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot"

"The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings."

"""I don't understand what this statue of a man talking is supposed to mean"" ""It's confusing, but I think it's a figure of speech."""

"Ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."

"What do you call 9 idiots who laugh at repetitive joke? 9gag"

"Haven't seen David Blaine in a long time. I'd say it's his best trick ever."

"There's three types of people in this world... ...those who are good at math, and those who aren't."

"What is the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer came back"

"I asked the barman why he wouldn't serve me. All he kept saying was, ""Too drunk."" He should really stop drinking on the job."

"If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey eats my roosters feet, what do I get? Two feet of cock up your ass."