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Joke of the Day

"What type of battery does The Fonz use? AAAA"

"I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants I ask him how his day was. His answer is always ""Rough"""

"I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips"

"Why do black people hate country music? When they hear the word ""hoedown"" they think their sister got shot."

"Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia? The airport is Snowden"

"Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."

"Did you hear about the guy who died while digging a hole for a coffin? It was a grave excavation."

"Have you heard the new Google Glass ad? You can talk to your mate while they are sitting on you face!"

"It's never your successful friends posting inspirational quotes on Facebook."

"when i hear fat people say that they've made mistakes, i always think to myself, ""yeaa...at the grocery store."""