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Joke of the Day

"*hits bong* *abuses bong* *bong calls bong protection agency* *bong custody taken* *bong put in foster home* *bong misses old life*"

"People who try to prepare for the end of the world are obviously misunderstanding the core concept."

"What do you call a fat North Korean? Supreme Leader."

"Who was the knight that invented the round table? Sir Cumference. (via friend who got this from a street performance group in the England area of Epcot)"

"How many dyslexics does it change to light a take bulb?"

"This girl says she wants me to butter her muffin.. I don't even know what that means but now I'm hungry."

"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."

"What's different between Asians and Caucasians? We're opposites in terms of erections and math class - one's hard for each of us, while the other isn't."

"You Are What Your Eat I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped eating them when I realized that for me, it was basically cannibalism."

"WHAT ARE THOSE?! Thanks, how did you know?"