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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman."

"What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby? I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember."

"When going camping you can never run You have to ran, because it will always be past tents."

"Who is more enthusiastic about performing oral sex, fat men or skinny men? Fat men, they'll eat anything."

"Anybody have some good summer reads for me that...Oh wait. Nevermind. Found my phone"

"Women's underwear is a great example of how you can make something half-assed and it still become very successful Thought of this in traffic yesterday"

"What is a grave digger's favorite element on the periodic table? Barium"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free."

"My friend met his wife on tinder ...It was six months after their wedding"

"To my friend who I cheat at cards against: I'm sorry, but I think uno me well enough."