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Joke of the Day
"One Mississippi... two Mississippi... just kidding! One Mississippi is quite enough."
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"The toughest decision I will make today is wine or beer... Life is rough.."
"What happened when the mathematician put seaweed on her boobs? Algae-bra!"
"This is very serious ... please read and be aware: IF YOU GET AN E-MAIL TITLED, ""NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON,"" DON'T OPEN IT.... IT CONTAINS A NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON !!"
"Don't follow Rockin Robin on twitter Apparently all he does is tweet tweet tweet"
"If you've ever used Urban Dictionary to compose or decipher a text, congratulations, you're over 40."
"Two scientists walk into a bar. One asks for H2O, and the other asks for H2O too. They both die because the bar was in Flint, Michigan"
"A bead of sweat forms on my brow. And another. Intensity builds as I decide my future and embrace it. ""I'll take the maple bar, please."""
"Which of the Knights of the Round Table actually created the round table? Circumference."
"No wonder hell finally froze over for the Cubs... ...because the devil left to be President"