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Joke of the Day
"Time was invented by the clock industry."
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"A British man is visiting Australia. The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""
"What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past? Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)"
"I asked the chicken why he crossed the road. He said to eat."
"Why do asian parents give their children short names? More time on tests."
"What did the Indian guy say to his mother before he left for his nearest city? ""Mumbai"""
"Me: Have a taste of your own medicine *I force the pills the Dr. prescribed for me down his throat* Me: WHO HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION NOW?!"
"-""I hear the Israeli PM isn't too worried about that latest hack because.."" -""Please don't"" -""...Benjamin's Not on Yahoo"" -""I'm leaving you"""
"I inform my 4 year old that she's going to a friend's house 5 minutes before we leave so she only asks me when we're going 6000 times."
"Ramadan Putting the slim back into Muslim"