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Joke of the Day

"Musician Joke Q. How many female jazz vocalists does it take to perform ""Summertime""? A. Fucking all of them, apparently . . ."

"Motion to rename biological clock ""restless egg syndrome."""

"What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50? Good morning your Honor!"

"After the explosion at the cheese factory... all there was left was de brie"

"Why can't you play UNO with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."

"My first wife's breasts were different sizes... One spring I took her down to the beach for a wet T-shirt contest. We took 1st and 3rd place."

"Why are grapes so fun to go clubbing with? Because they're always raisin the roof."

"No one has stolen my lunch at work since I started labeling it ""Stool Sample."""

"A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife."

"Politics... ..."