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Joke of the Day
"What professional hates going to the bar? A lawyer"
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"What happens when you get your girlfriend pregnant? You shove a coathanger up her vagina."
"high school was the free trial version of college. ""if you wish to continue your education you can buy the complete pack for $50,000"""
"Why do people say ""fat people are lazy""? Fat people get themselves food, I'm skinny because I'm too lazy to get myself food."
"You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant."
"With so many gay people nowadays... It's hard to keep them all straight."
"Reddit, what good thing got ruined? Reddit."
"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down."
"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! The only down side is we still have to pay his tuition."
"If it ain't broke, I haven't borrowed it yet."