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Joke of the Day

"""So I went to this convention called, ""Ladies Without Legs"", and man... was that place crawling with pussy."" - Willie Nelson"

"What is a tresspasser's least favorite number? The number 86. (No seriously. Google ""86"".)"

"I took an instagram picture of a polaroid photo and my iPhone blew up."

"LPT:Use your initials instead of full name The results will be acronymical!"

"What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."

"Q: Where do books sleep? A: Under their covers."

"Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'"

"What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !"

"What's Dean Martin's favorite eel? That's a moray."

"Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend? Because he had a reptile dysfunction!"