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Joke of the Day

"Amazing how in the last 30 years, the United States has completely transitioned from an industrial powerhouse to a brunch-based economy."

"I once went to Africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the BMI scale"

"What's the worst part about being a black jew You have to stand in the back of the oven"

"I drove home with a new bunny for my kids & all they did was moan. ""Why hasn't it got a head?"" ""I don't want to scrape it off the wheel."""

"I'm late to this meeting cause I have a boner and can't get out of my car"

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them"

"Why don't Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber"

"Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... They knead the dough."

"Ranchers are protesting over round hay bales. They claim that their horses aren't getting a square meal."

"Ironic! That even if Oscar pistorious is found not guilty .He still won't walk free"