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Joke of the Day
"How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces."
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"What's the best vegetable to bring to a party? Stephen Hawking"
"Have you ever gone camping with Crohn's disease? Shits in tents."
"Why can't you run in a camp ground? You can only 'ran'; it's past tents."
"The Dentist says, ""When was the last time you flossed?"" The Patient replies, ""You should know, you were there!"" Heard this at the dentist this morning"
"Guy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. Guy: Do they swell? Girl: No. They spread"
"chemistry What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ""HeHe"""
"Did you hear ISIS secretly makes sex toys? They specialise in blow up dolls"
"What is the worst part about being black? You never know if your gums are bruised."
"Life is like a dry handjob. Sometimes its painful sometimes its enjoyable most of the time its hard but mostly your just happy it keeps goin"