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Joke of the Day

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day."

"Turkey shot down Syrian helicopter at the border. How did they train it to do that?"

"I always greet new people with 'Expelliarmus' ..... it tends to be pretty disarming"

"Why do the Vietnamese never eat fruits? Because they had a bad experience with oranges."

"happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross"

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe."

"Support Group for People Who Talk Too Much It's called On and On Anon."

"Look, I know you really miss her. But, you know what? Sometimes things aren't meant to be. One time I really wanted this waffle...."

"To level the playing field, online dating sites should require using the picture in your driver's license."

"I bought some drugs from a shoe dealer They were unlaced, and I still got high as heel..."