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Joke of the Day
"What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed? ""Holy Sheet!"""
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"The one thing that all women find attractive ...a man who doesn't fall for clickbait"
"When I make Breakfast all I want is a ""Thank You"", Not ""Who are you and how did you get into my house"""
"Some rude idiot just interrupted my afternoon nap by honking his horn just because the light turned green."
"According to Ron Burgundy... According to Ron Burgundy from *Anchorman*, people from San Diago are known as Sandiagons. Then what are people from Tampa called?"
"What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock? Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)"
"One of the simplest ways to stay happy is to let go of the things that make you sad."
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws and a comma is the pause at the end of a clause."
"If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"
"Guys with a small penis seem to overcompensate by being a huge dick."