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Joke of the Day

"One of the simplest ways to stay happy is to let go of the things that make you sad."

"Thursday is that guy who shows up early for the party, with margarita mix and no booze."

"So Donald Duck was sent to rehab.. He had a big problem. He was addicted to quack."

"One person's trigger warning... ...is another person's spoiler alert."

"What did the blind man say when he walked passed the fish aisle in the supermarket? Good morning, ladies."

"Question AND Answar Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"What's Robin Hood's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!"

"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis, father, ladder I mean."

"Which detective investigates electrical crimes? Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson..."

"Faberge's Eggs Hey, wife! I've bought the Faberge's eggs. Both..."