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Joke of the Day
"Be alert! The world needs more lerts."
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"There is a guy at my job who wears a turban... ...I wonder if he has ever called in Sikh to work?"
"What's the difference between a fan and a prostitute One Blows air off you and the other blows air into you."
"What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have? Virgin Mobile"
"[Nsfw] How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing"
"Did you hear that Tote's have brought out a line of spherical candies of suprisingly high quality? They're totes amazeballs."
"What do you call love between a Dick and an Asshole? Tainted Love"
"What did Hitler drink, as a child? Jews!"
"what do British people say when Satan is on his period? Bloody Hell!!!"
"What's a neckbeard's favorite color? M'genta"