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Joke of the Day
"Be alert! The world needs more lerts."
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"The Credible Hulk. ""You won't like me when I'm angry because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."""
"Where do two electrons race? On a circuit"
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"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964): An adolescent reindeer is first mocked, and then taken advantage of because of a birth deformity."
"I'm at my most pacman when I try and get to the snack table at a party without interacting with a single person."
"Spent the entire day milking a single almond."
"A man with multiple-personality disorder walked into a bar. No he didn't."
"""Asparagus!!!"" - italian guy named Gus pleading for his life"
"Fat chicks don't get wet..... They get greasy"