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Joke of the Day

"What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet? Very limited fonts."

"Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant? They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, ""That'll be $5"". I should be able to say, ""That'll be a sandwich."""

"Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?"

"I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes"

"I opened my fortune-cookie. There was nothing inside. Does that mean i have no future?"

"I went on a trip to a postcard factory last week. It was OK. Nothing to write home about"

"What's the difference between cowboy hats and tampons ? Cowboy hats are for assholes."

"Twitter's original name was ""Sentence Contest"""

"What is ISIL's favourite dessert? Terrormisu"

"Hollywood should remake ""Freaky Friday"" between a priest and a scientist. The Title should be ""Converting the Masses"""