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Joke of the Day

"Husband: I'll unload the dishwasher for you, honey. Me: No rush. 3 days later.......regrets saying no rush."

"US Naval Communications"

"How does a Bat Girl become a Bat Woman? She has a Bat Mitzvah"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"There's safety in numbers. Unless there are 6,000,000 of you. And you're Jews."

"I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were. I couldn't get the message across."

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a big, red snapper."

"How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle? He had *bean stalking* her."

"Just sold my glove puppet collection. A collector called round and offered me 150 to take them off my hands."

"My daughter said, ""You're the best mommy ever!"" I'm really proud that she's learning sarcasm at such a young age."