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Joke of the Day
"Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district."
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"I told a joke about Hurricane Katrina the other day. It failed to make a splash."
"What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD? Time"
"what's the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul whilst the girl in the bathtub has..."
"If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever."
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"good news and bad news. bad news is the dog pissed on the bed ""we don't have a dog"" *smiles getting ready to deliver the good news*"
"Anidiot Clicks Hah, you just clicked, ""An idiot clicks"""
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"I was at the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance... So I pushed her over."