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Joke of the Day

"I almost got raped in prison. I beat him off."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot... The bartender says, ""Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"", says the parrot."

"I wish my girlfriend was more like my job... My job sucks dick!"

"There once was a pastor who was in support of gay rights, but refused to preform gay marriage ceremonies. People kept asking him, ""If you like gay people so much, why don't you marry them?"""

"Last night I had to change a light bulb, a bit later on I crossed the road, then walked into a bar... I began to realize my life was one big joke."

"News Headline: ""Nasa finds crack in Space Shuttle"" Well its got to get pretty boring up there on those long space flights."

"What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!"

"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in five years. Come on, guys. I don't have 2020 vision."

"Why don't pediatricians like to wait? Because they have little patients."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they don't change anything."