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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, Man."
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"The clock is ticking... 9:09 9:10 George Bush 9:12"
"ME: ""This might be a dumb question..."" SCIENTIST: ""There's no such thing as dumb que--"" ME: ""Am I a dragon?"""
"My wife just told me she loves her man more than anything in the world. I don't know where you are buddy, but I'm gonna find you and and kick your ass."
"(DARK) Why do mathematicians love Hitler? He had the Final Solution."
"A midget psychic escaped prison today... Authorities claim there's a small medium at large."
"Synonym is just another word for a word that means the same thing as another word."
"The Matrix would have been an entirely different movie if... ...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. ""The red pill or the blue pill?"""
"Had Maury Povich been in Star Wars, we would have known who the father was a lot sooner."
"If Twitter was a country, its flag would just have a bunch of poop and bacon and beer on it."