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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, Man."

"When I see someone's name trending on twitter, I used to be afraid they died. Now I'm afraid they're a Republican presidential candidate."

"What Is Brown and Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over? twerk"

"If the State of the Union is really ""the best it's ever been"" Why do we ""need"" dozens of new government programs to fix it!"

"What car does a japanese girl love to ride Nee-san"

"Looks like someone spent more time at the gym than in English class..."

"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? A strongly worded reprimand from the university's board of regents, and an immediate withdrawal of your funding."

"your mom is so stupid... She put gum up her ass so she can pop shit. A very old joke that for some reason makes me giggle every time..."

"That ends your training. You're now a GameStop employee. Any questions? ""What do I do if a girl comes in"" Err *boss scrambles thru manual*"