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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from Crayola last week? He desecrated the holy crayon."

"Muslims are like the common cold and SJWs are like AIDS. It's easy to fight off a cold unless you have AIDS."

"I see from the Before and After pictures that not only did she lose weight using the product, it also gave her a tan, makeup, and a smile."

"""Yesterday you were 3 Chainz and now it's 5 Chainz,"" Janet cried. ""Where does it stop?"" 8 Chainz frowned. ""14 Chainz doesn't have time for"

"Why did the dog fail his driving test? Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive."

"For people with a gluten allergy, it's kind of like kryptonite, except Superman didn't find a way to mention it in every conversation."

"What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion? A Tomartyr"

"I'm thinking about murdering Lorde When the cops ask what I was doing that night, I'll just say I was out shooting Heroine."

"I've got a major hate-over after Hitler's birthday yesterday... Needless to say, things got a little heated."

"My facial tattoo is going to look so cool when I'm working as a janitor for McDonalds."