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Joke of the Day

"How to get out of buying your kids Christmas presents Explain to them that due to Global Warming that the North Pole melted and that Santa and the Reindeer drowned."

"These Mexican cannibals accidentally... These Mexican cannibals accidentally kill a priest for their meal. One of the guys asks the cook ""ay, what's for dinner?"" The cook says ""tacos al pastor"""

"What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed."

"What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals? Zoolander"

"Yoda tells a joke at the annual Christmas party. Why was five afraid of seven? Because Six Seven Eight"

"My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really it took the cat three weeks to teach him."

"What is a penguin? A swallow that kept eating after 6pm."

"Why does America not have knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."

"How do you make your girlfriend cry while having sex? Phone her"

"I once had some food cooked for me by a prostitute... ...it was a nice ho-made meal."