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Joke of the Day

"What greek letter is always sad? Psi..."

"Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor......."

"I was going to buy a hairpiece... ... But it was too much toupee."

"Apparently they've come out with low-fat communion wafers Yeah. They called it *I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus*."

"Where is the bathroom for I.T people located? At the I pee address."

"Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because he brought his own drumsticks"

"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""

"A zombie boyfriend will love you for your brain and not your body."

"Argon walks into a bar... bartender says, ""we don't serve your kind"". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him."

"One day the mailman is going to murder my whole family and my dog will be like ""Ha. Who needs to quit yapping and go lay down now?"""