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Joke of the Day
"What is a large group of Sperm Whales called? Semen"
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"Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season he throws out the first meatball!"
"What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st? ""I am dismayed!"""
"""YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER"" - salt"
"What is a chemists favourite type of music? Heavy Metals."
"How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it."
"What do waiters and prostitutes have in common? Just the tip."
"A man walks into a bar... Looks like it hurt."
"I forgot the word ""torch"" earlier today so I googled ""fire on a stick."" I have two degrees in English."
"Can't wait for it to get dark earlier so I can pick my nose in traffic."