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Joke of the Day

"Why are men faster than women? Ball bearings and stick shift."

"What happens when a dick meets a hardass? Well... Fuck."

"Whats 12 inches long and drives women crazy? [NSFW] A still born..."

"What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard? The space bar"

"The best thing about sex with your sister... ...is that if she gets pregnant, you can just blame your dad."

"What did Vladimir name his member? Put-in. (In a Russian accent)"

"Good cop: We got you red-handed! Weatherman cop: Well there's a 70% chance of guilt but I'd go ahead and make weekend plans"

"What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel? I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing."

"Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew? He has thrust issues."

"FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying ""fortnight"" they have to become your butler."