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Joke of the Day
"Why are men faster than women? Ball bearings and stick shift."
Next Joke
"Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea."
"Why did the condom cross the road? It got pissed off."
"That question from your wife for which either answer is wrong Apparently the third answer ""it's not the dress"" isn't right either."
"How does a Bat Girl become a Bat Woman? She has a Bat Mitzvah"
"At least you'll be able to watch Jeremy Clarkson on Dave for the next 12 years."
"What did the Sadist do to the Masochist? Nothing."
"Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher? Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive."
"Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they're so basic."
"Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other."