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Joke of the Day
"My best friend and I were comparing our penises... for who has the biggest. It ended in a tie."
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"What do ford trucks and tampons have in common? Eventually every pussy gets one."
"My Lebanese friend knocked over his dip. I had to report him for hummus-side. Edit: changed arrest to report because reasons."
"What is Andreev-Reflection? When electrons are reflected assholes by a superconductor."
"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts"
"Yesterday, I was told to ""check your privilege."" I did. It's still there."
"How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer? in bytes"
"Christmas song for people with synesthesia: do you see what I heeeaarrr"
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was."
"Double standards are the worst. I mean, if a girl sleeps with lots of guys, she's considered a slut. But when a guy does it, he's considered a homosexual."