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Joke of the Day

"India launched a rocket to Mars this morning. That's a heck of a place to put a call centre."

"Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? They went straight for the juggler."

"How do you make any woman wet? Liquor"

"I only have Facebook to keep track of where everyone I know is going to be, so I don't show up there."

"What is the difference between a girl and a pool table? You have a shot with a pool table."

"What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light"

"[cop taps on my fogged up car window on make-out hill] ME: *alone holding a huge steamy bucket of fried chicken* what's the problem officer"

"Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV? His son with the xbox."

"My neighbours are getting really stressed out because I keep indulging my window fetish. I feel their pane."

"A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ""Pint please, and one for the road."" "