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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a song better using cement? By remixing it."

"What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months."

"Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa? The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa."

"Girls are a lot like oceans, beautiful and deep but once a month it's shark week."

"What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing he didn't recognize them!"

"How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner."

"Fedoras most likely. Two hats are on a hat rack in a hallway. One says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on ahead.'"

"Do you know what really brings your face together? A really bad smell!"

"If God had meant for today to be perfect, he wouldn't have invented tomorrow."

"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it."