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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !"
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"Kids: Your homework is being graded by someone who's buzzed."
"Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching."
"Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks."
"Do you know what the 14th and 15th letters of the alphabet spell? No. _______________________ You are exactly right."
"Why wasn't meek mills phone working? Because it wasn't ""charged up"""
"""They say penguins can't fly. Can't? Or never got the chance?"" I whisper in the penguin's ear, shoving him out of the aircraft."
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle. Cecil sleeps forever."
"Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare? Because Muslim girls can't go to school"
"What did the mexican say when a development fell on him? yo get off me, homes!"