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Joke of the Day

"I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders."

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side."

"Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands. They don't give a fork."

"What does Charlie Sheen call his penis? The HIV shiv."

"An ISIS member walks into a bar And He offers everyone free shots!"

"What does an old lady's crotch taste like? Depends."

"Did you hear the joke about the pencil? There's no point."

"A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says ""Make me one with everything"""

"So I walked into an apple phone store... And I farted, the people working there got mad at me and I said,""it's not my fault you don't have any windows"""

"JOB INTERVIEWER: it says here ur a postmodern deconstructivist...? ME: did ur parents realy name u 'Job'? especialy with a last name like urs?"