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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a faked pregnancy? A misconception."
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"What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called? A *paradox.*"
"Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes I return to it again and again."
"Apathy, lethargy, stationary. Words to live by."
"I recently bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Little did he know that his foot powered filing system would have made him billions if he had only thought of a better name - The Ped-o-file"
"Anyone who thinks Jesus wasn't a white man has never been to communion The body of Christ is a cracker."
"Fruit Basket Stephen King and Richard Bachman are sharing a fruit basket. Which one noms de plum?"
"No one has done the dishes for like a week so I finally did the responsible thing and bought some paper plates."
"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? A rooster will say cock a doodle do! But a hooker will say any cock will do!"