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Joke of the Day
"I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how many times I've survived the end of the world."
Next Joke
"Which bear can dissolve in water? A polar bear"
"I love corn! It's a food that always amaizes me."
"I try to work the song Uptown Funk into every conversation. Don't believe me? Just watch!"
"If Jesus could have sex on his birthday... That lucky girl would be covered in Christ-mist."
"your laughing style Hehehe hahaaha ahahaha ohahahooo ehahahee"
"""Two thumbs up!"" -man with 12 thumbs reviewing a movie he hated"
"She changed her mind .. Hope the new one works !! ~TF"
"I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night. He told me to f*ck off and buy my own."
"How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know. When I turn on the light they're all gone."