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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican that wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes!"
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"Where did William Tell take his garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!"
"Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ... ... however they decided ""iTouch Kids"" was not a good name."
"Did you here about the girl who got electrocuted by her vibrator at a sleep over? It was such a buzz kill"
"I read the world's worst thesaurus today. Not only was it terrible, it was terrible."
"What's the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women? Snowballs."
"i wonder if fewer people would eat Rabbit Stew if it was instead called Bunny Rabbit Stew."
"A Christmas joke for you: Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball!"
"I went to church today just to thank God I'm not Miley Cyrus."
"Husband Wife Funny Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""