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Joke of the Day

"My idea to call our weekend bicycling group the ""Pedalphiles"" was not well-received AT ALL."

"The invention of the wheel started a revolution"

"There once was a soldier named Private Acid HQ called him back. When he got to home base, he was found neutralized."

"I want to put a 'Honk If You Love Jesus' bumpersticker on a goose"

"I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always."

"Man died after crushing against a mirror Witnesses said: ""he saw it coming"""

"I understand why Jesus was crucified But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher."

"Have you heard about the new car park crime statistics? It's wrong on so many levels."

"Guys love legs. Women, if you can grow more legs that would be a major turn on"

"What do you call a stupid asshole? Ignoranus"