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Joke of the Day
"My idea to call our weekend bicycling group the ""Pedalphiles"" was not well-received AT ALL."
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"When a raccoon stands up and cracks his knuckles, stop shaving him immediately."
"What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese? ""Gouda, gouda..."""
"I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally pocket dialed me."
"*pushes math homework away in 1990* I'll never need this *getting yelled at by subway customer in 2014* I WANT THE BREAD CUT LIKE A RHOMBUS"
"LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy."
"The MI5 are watching every move I make and breath I take... It seems it's a sting operation"
"What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon? The second m is silent."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people"