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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell when somebodies a vegan? You don't, they will tell you."

"Her: ""Will you still love me if you win 1 million dollars at the lottery?"" Him: ""Of course, baby! But I will miss you..."""

"Where in the world can you find the highest concentration of Jews? The atmosphere."

"So a conservative was browsing r/news Haha that's a good one."

"Boy, are you a yellow sports car because I am embarrassed to be seen with you but I am very pleased with your performance."

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby EDIT: Holy shit my first front page! Also RIP inbox"

"Despite whatever Gene Simmons says, Chuck Norris IS Doctor Love."

"Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... ...they'll kill your dog."

"""Makin all the ladies drop they panties"" I brag, pulling the fire alarm at Victoria's Secret."

"Kanye West was found alive in his apartment today. Another sad day for the music industry in 2016."