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Joke of the Day
"what do u call a tilt-a-whirl operator with a sunburn? carne asada"
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"What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear? Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out."
"I said to the chemist: ""Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?"" He said: ""Why?"" I said: ""She keeps waking up."""
"Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money."
"Story of my life Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."
"I got 99 problems... and having a triple-digited number of problems ain't one."
"What two words have the most letters? Post office."
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A stagger-saurus."
"Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."
"She died doing what she loved! Telling me how to drive."