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Joke of the Day
"Who called them accountants and not sumbodies?"
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"What do you call 1000 aches? A *kilohurtz*."
"At the ripe old age of 900, in a universe inhabited by thousands of alien races, I bet Yoda had some pretty racist shit to say."
"How many guys in the friendzone does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just stand around and compliment it, and then get pissed when it won't screw"
"Apparently Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."
"Why can the Cornish always lend a hand? They probably have a spare."
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? E V E R Y W H E R E"
"Congratulations r/jokes on being the most eco-friendly subreddit! 95% of your material is recycled! (Love you guys <3 )"
"The Pope just reaffirmed that Jews can go to Heaven Damn legacy applicants."