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Joke of the Day
"Who called them accountants and not sumbodies?"
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"If I ever commit suicide, I wanna jump off a cliff w/an open umbrella so people wonder if I thought it would bring me safely to the ground."
"If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke."
"What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer? Ask the NSA for a backup."
"I had a Muslim co-worker named ... Christian"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."
"Q: What's an educated hole in the wall? A: A wisecrack."
"As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"
"Interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering"
"Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover? The tag line is ""There can be Obi-Wan."""