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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut."

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"I got two front teeth for Christmas! I have no idea who they belong to."
"Are Facebook quizzes still around? Just now starting to wonder which Spice Girl I am."
"[deathbed] Son....come closer ""Yes dad?"" We need a new man of the house ""I'd-"" *presses fake mustache into his hands* Give this to your sister"
"What do they say about the blind prostitute? You really gotta hand it to her."
"I just gave my cat a bath. Your move Satan."
"Jokes About ESl classroom What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"People who like being photographed in natural light.. ..should be taken outside and shot."
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was inventing single-ply toilet paper."
"Joke for chemistry nerds ;) Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says: -We don't serve noble gases here! Argon doesn't react."