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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut."

"Girl, are you a jar in my parents' fridge? Because I have absolutely no way of knowing how old you are."

"I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone"

"The next person who says it's not the heat, it's the humidity will learn it's not my fist, it's the impact."

"Paedophiles are a myth paedophiles are a myth and ya nan is a terrorist."

"Just saw Snow White working at Lady Foot Locker, she was looking hot, seriously, she was the fairest of the mall."

"[Baby crying in a movie theater] Me: ""What's his name?"" Parent: ""Ethan."" Me: ""The movie's starting, Ethan."""

"Doctor: this might hurt a little bit Me: okay Doctor: i like you, but only as a friend"

"I was walking down the street with my wife and she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. ""That's total bollocks"" I replied, by text, from across the road."

"What do you call porn with thailandese chickens? Hentai. (Hen Thai)"