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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? One's a Goodyear, and the other's a great year. x/post from r/funny"

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"An Interview Chunnu : How was your interview? Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So? Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing."
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"For christmas i bought my girlfriend a pair of shoes and a dildo. That way if she doesnt like the shoes she can go fuck herself."
"""Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever."""
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"A snail gets robbed by two turtles. The police interview the snail, asking for descriptions of the suspects. ""I don't know,"" the snail says. ""It all just happened so fast."""
"Finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself!"
"Hey Joe, Do you pray before every meal? No Mark, my wife is a good cook."
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