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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man? Because they never part with them"

"I've Been Bitten! by A. Flea"

"I truly believe that there are some people who listen to you when you talk and there's other people who just wait for it to be their turn."

"2 Beers = 1 Tweet 5 Beers = 3 Tweets 9 Beers = 7 Tweets 12 Beers = 12 Tweets 24 Teers = 30 Beets"

"Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job."

"Euchre is a lot like sex... If you have a good hand, you can go it alone."

"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night. I was like OMg."

"I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy He has a strong Taipei personality"

"Called a plumber out the other day. He was Chinese. Called a builder, he was also Chinese. Called an electrician out. He was Chinese as well ! Bloody Yellow Pages"

"So I went into the kitchen... ...because I could hear "" 1, 2, 3, 4, ..."" coming from the cutlery drawer. Apparently it's the fork that counts."