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Joke of the Day

"Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions? Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers."

"Been a while since I've gone on Spring Break. How many wet T-shirts should I pack?"

"I take everything with a grain of salt these days Now I have hypertension"

"How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's Force fed"

"I caught my friend watching gay Cuban porn last night... It was called Juan on Juan."

"I can't believe Earth is 2017 years old! ...plus a couple billion years..."

"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling."

"When you lick the icing off a spoon... Are you defrosting it?"

"What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet? H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash."

"What do you call a Rastafarian Irishman? Eamon"