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Joke of the Day
"Are you a hydroelectric source of power? ...cause dam!"
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"What did the dyslexic bank robber say? ""FREEZE MOTHERSTICKER! THIS IS A FUCK UP!"""
"When life hands you lemons, help me throw them at the kids on my lawn."
"A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills."
"Ice cream van man found dead on the floor of his ice cream van, covered in sprinkles and raspberry sauce Police are not treating the death as suspicious. They believe he topped himself."
"There are 10 types of people Those who understand hexadecimal.. And F the rest."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees."
"Who is the world s worst golfer? Hitler"
"Now that Platini has been banned from football... Who's going to make all the sticker albums?"
"So how do monks stay warm in the snow covered peaks and whatnot? they have a shawl in temple"