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Joke of the Day
"I remember when my dad was a drinker I also remember when he was a alive."
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"I like my women like I like my cheese. Cold and blue."
"What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung? a Guardian of the Galaxy"
"i just woke up from a 9 year coma! hope to god The Apprentice is off TV...nothing i hate more than that Donald Trump"
"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...cum on guys"
"Patient: ""Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" Doctor: ""Next time, take off the candles."""
"Batman Arkham Knight PC port"
"Hitler on mining ""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" [Hitler rubs chin] ""So mine less"" [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] ""MINE FEWER!"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes?"""
"Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."
"I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys ""talking on a phone?"""