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Joke of the Day
"What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!"
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"Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to ""Unstable"""
"Don't go through that door that mysteriously opened all by itself in that 300 year old hotel with a tragic past."
"Why are dragons so tired? Because they fight knights!"
"What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business"
"I recently became friends with someone from Central Europe We met at a Chess tournament and I've never once beaten him in a game. He's my Czech mate"
"hey baby did you fall from heaven because YOU'RE LUCIFER AND MUST BE DESTROYED"
"Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away."
"How can you tell if the code is broken? (SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it"
"Glass coffins - will they catch on? Remains to be seen!"