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Joke of the Day

"Elderly man gets his prostate checked As the Dr. Checks with out hesitation the elderly man asks Sandusky that you."

"What did the bassist say when he played too high? I'm in treble now"

"They say Gay marriage will ruin the fabric of society... ...which is ridiculous, a gay man would never ruin fabric."

"#1: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?"

"kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are"

"""WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY 40 POUNDS OF SPINACH?"" Me: I cooked it for you. It's over there, on that teaspoon."

"My brain is like Internet Explorer Slow, rarely used, and needs some things deleted from its history"

"Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski."

"What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen? Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up...."