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Joke of the Day
"Ever hear about that guy who sued the door factory? It was an open and shut case."
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"What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him."
"Why do girls always walk in odd packs? Because they literally can't even."
"If you own a big home and someone tells you to go big or go home, you get trapped in a paradox forever and can't even die. I'm serious."
"Never fall in love with a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
"What do you call a Halal pie? Allah mode."
"Would an Australian WiFi network... ...be a LAN down under?"
"I want to tell the sun to stop being so self-centered But the world does revolve around him"
"I got arrested for plugging my phone into my portable power pack I'm being charged with battery"
"I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself."