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Joke of the Day

"A German walks into a bar and orders a martini, the bartender asks ""dry?"" The German says ""Nein, just one"""

"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."

"Why did the sand scream? Because the sea weed. ha."

"My girlfriend told me to wash my willy I said no, it was the only way for me to make her gag"

"""we can put a man on the moon but ___________"" (insert issue that is vastly different)"

"I was going to tell a joke about a vacuum But I realized it sucked."

"I opened my water and electricity bills at the same time. I was shocked."

"Never trust an atom They make up everything"

"What's Robin Hood's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!"

"What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh? I've never smeared tigger on my face"