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Joke of the Day
"When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart"
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"You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he's giving me the silent treatment. He's doing it wrong. I'm doing it right but can't tell him."
"So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore."
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"Grandma walks into a butcher's shop Grandma: ""Hi, I'd like to buy one baloney."" Butcher: ""Pre-sliced or in one piece?"" Grandma lifts her skirt and says: ""Does this look like a CD player to you?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !"
"Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck."
"(Warning:lame music joke. I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the oboe solo."
"A soviet soldier asks a man his opinion of the party. The man nervously replies ""the same as yours comrade"" The soldier then arrests him for sedition."
"Went to a talk at the pencil factory they made a series of excellent points"